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Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had 2 cavities. He replied, “No you didn’t. I just looked at your x-rays.” Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings.

Dan said “my son is so smart he has to go to summer school for the 4th time!”

Dan says  ” he did SCAN this one”

Dan says, “My pockets are now full of fish.”

Dan says: You need to give me the password, or I’m just going to change it.

Dan said “The gals downstairs want live entertainment at the xmas dinner, I sure aint gonna be it. I’m not a dancer.”

Dan says, “It could be the only radio station run by a dog!”

Dan says, “I had to reboot a computer that rebooted on me. So I rebooted it.”

Dan says “You can’t be inside and get inside from outside.”

Dan says: “That’s a good way to get jap slapped.”