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Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn’t know there was a reunion, I wasn’t invited.
Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn’t start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn’t dead, it was stolen.
Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had 2 cavities. He replied, “No you didn’t. I just looked at your x-rays.” Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings.
Dan said “my son is so smart he has to go to summer school for the 4th time!”
original message:
Category: Computers/Electronics
Item : Tungsten E2 Palm Pilot
“I see the Tungsten E2 but no Palm Pilot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Pilot Just kidding, the pilot is about 12 years old.”
Dan’s Response:
“This is the one I have. I don’t understand your message. Have a nice day tho!”
Dan says ” he did SCAN this one”
Police Officer: I Pulled you over for passing a schoolbus while it was loading kids.
Dan: If everyone followed God’s plan there would be no need for you.
Police Officer: Sir, I comletely agree. Here is your ticket.
Dan: thank you have a good day
Dan: My iPod was stolen, can you help me?
Police Officer: sure where was it located?
Dan: Well you see I left it under my jacket over here on this chair … there was no way for them to know it was there.
Dan says: You need to give me the password, or I’m just going to change it.
Dan: “its going to snow 6 inches!”
Coworker: “not according to the forcast its only going to be a trace if that.”
Dan: “oh you cant trust those fools”
Coworker: “Orly?”
Dan: “yeah they just make stuff up there is no scientific process to the weather you jsut need to look at the sky and you can predict the weather and looking out the window right now its gonna snow a crap ton.”
