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Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn’t know there was a reunion, I wasn’t invited.
Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn’t start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn’t dead, it was stolen.
Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had 2 cavities. He replied, “No you didn’t. I just looked at your x-rays.” Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings.
