Dan: “its going to snow 6 inches!”

Coworker: “not according to the forcast its only going to be a trace if that.”

Dan: “oh you cant trust those fools”

Coworker: “Orly?”

Dan:  “yeah they just make stuff up there is no scientific process to the weather you jsut need to look at the sky and you can predict the weather and looking out the window right now its gonna snow a crap ton.”