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Police Officer: I Pulled you over for passing a schoolbus while it was loading kids.
Dan: If everyone followed God’s plan there would be no need for you.
Police Officer: Sir, I comletely agree. Here is your ticket.
Dan: thank you have a good day
Dan: My iPod was stolen, can you help me?
Police Officer: sure where was it located?
Dan: Well you see I left it under my jacket over here on this chair … there was no way for them to know it was there.
Dan says: You need to give me the password, or I’m just going to change it.
Dan: “its going to snow 6 inches!”
Coworker: “not according to the forcast its only going to be a trace if that.”
Dan: “oh you cant trust those fools”
Coworker: “Orly?”
Dan: “yeah they just make stuff up there is no scientific process to the weather you jsut need to look at the sky and you can predict the weather and looking out the window right now its gonna snow a crap ton.”
Dan said “The gals downstairs want live entertainment at the xmas dinner, I sure aint gonna be it. I’m not a dancer.”
Dan says, “It could be the only radio station run by a dog!”
