Email…
Me: “how do you check your email, what program are you using”
Them: “i click this little stamp and my email magically appears on my screen”
Speedtest….
Me: “go to www.speakeasy.net/speedtest”
Them: “so i need to go to speedtest.com?”
Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn’t know there was a reunion, I wasn’t invited.
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Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn’t start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn’t dead, it was stolen.
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Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had 2 cavities. He replied, “No you didn’t. I just looked at your x-rays.” Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings.
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Dan said “my son is so smart he has to go to summer school for the 4th time!”
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original message:
Category: Computers/Electronics
Item : Tungsten E2 Palm Pilot
“I see the Tungsten E2 but no Palm Pilot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Pilot Just kidding, the pilot is about 12 years old.”
Dan’s Response:
“This is the one I have. I don’t understand your message. Have a nice day tho!”
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Police Officer: I Pulled you over for passing a schoolbus while it was loading kids.
Dan: If everyone followed God’s plan there would be no need for you.
Police Officer: Sir, I comletely agree. Here is your ticket.
Dan: thank you have a good day
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Dan: My iPod was stolen, can you help me?
Police Officer: sure where was it located?
Dan: Well you see I left it under my jacket over here on this chair … there was no way for them to know it was there.
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